10 Reasons Why Ad Is Awesome!

I'm getting really in to making listular posts at the moment (yes I am aware this is only the 2nd one) so here is another list for you. In no particular order...

1. He made an awesome awesome stair gate as a surprise so that we can hide from Tron upstairs & can't interrupt our 'alone time' any more.

2. I once walked in to find he had made himself in to a T-Rex by sellotaping his forearms to his shoulders.

3. He performs the most realistic clown car horn noise I have ever witnessed.

4. He can use his magic 'quiet voice' to make irate people do whatever he wants. Truly he is a man of awesome powers.

5. Whenever he does impressions of someone we both think is st00pid, he does a Stewie voice which makes the impression that much more credible.

6. He drives a hearse! That means I get to be cool by proxy simply by getting a lift somewhere.

7. He is not averse to me making jokes about domestic violence in public, even if it makes him look like the bad guy.

8. He plays in a super amazing band. When I watch them play I like to pretend that they are really famous & I have never met him so when he comes & talks to me afterwards I can get really excited. I love being excited!

9. He has superlative insulting skillz. A few of my favourites are;
> Shitehawk
> Ass bandit
> Insulting me for being fat! Hilarious!
> Whiskey dick
> Monkey bum

10. He makes a mean cup of tea. Believe me, this is very important